Posted 6 hours ago
  1. Me: I met a boy.
  2. Me (two days later): nevermind
Posted 6 hours ago

kingmunsterxvii:

hante:

THERE IS A LONGER VERSION???

Who dug this up. You fool. There’s a reason we didn’t see his before. We weren’t meant to hear the child’s final screech. We were being spared and you’ve doomed us all

(Source: unclefather)

Posted 6 hours ago

officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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(Source: amenparis)

Posted 6 hours ago

semiscaryspice:

A real comment I received on an essay shout out to my professor for proving academics, too, can be fuckboys

Posted 6 hours ago

slapmytitties:

im watching the new season of ahs rn and why the fuck is jessica lange singing out of nowhere like the fuck is this? glee????

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 6 hours ago

stanleykubricky:

i love bette already

Posted 6 hours ago

spooky-gloria-mott:

when you’re feeling really thirsty and u gotta stop yourselfimage

Posted 6 hours ago
Advice for Senior year?
Anonymous asked

knucklepuckil:

Fight a teacher. It’s your last shot.

Posted 6 hours ago

quickweaves:

me: hands in assignment

professor: immediately hands me rubric for another project 

me: image

Posted 6 hours ago
chocolatecoverdsin:

midnight-sun-rising:

brohaaaan:

me in the financial aid office

Me in corporate America

Finacial aid office 😂😂😂😂

chocolatecoverdsin:

midnight-sun-rising:

brohaaaan:

me in the financial aid office

Me in corporate America

Finacial aid office 😂😂😂😂

(Source: ungifable)

Posted 6 hours ago

Perks of Dating Me:

rxcked:

• I’ve got more wit

• a better kiss

• a hotter touch

• a better fuck

• and good music taste

Posted 6 hours ago

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  1. White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
  2. My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
  3. White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
  4. My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
  5. White Co-Worker: Just English
  6. My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
  7. White Co-Worker: Moo?
  8. My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
  9. White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*
Posted 6 hours ago

lameboob:

when you see a hot guy

image

Posted 6 hours ago